God will show Himself just in the judgment of all sin and gracious in great blessing upon His people. In part 8 of Majoring on the Minors: Key Themes in the Minor Prophets, Pastor Dan Cox reads from Zephaniah 1 – 3.
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The following are a sampling of REAL answers
received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation’s
driving school.
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can’t see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same
time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying,
“Guns don’t kill people. I do.”
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I’d probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive
lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave “hello” if he/she is cute.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing
yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
Received from GCFL
Want to bring focus to your life? Do what Jesus did. Go home, love your family, and take care of business! Your first mission field is under your roof. What makes you think they’ll believe you overseas if they don’t believe you across the hall?
But Max, I’m ready to do great things for God. Good, do them at work. Be a good employee. Show up on time with a good attitude. Don’t complain or grumble. Do as Colossians 3:23 says, “Work as if you were doing it for the Lord, not for people.”
Why don’t you take a few moments and evaluate your direction? Ask yourself, “Am I serving God now?” Regardless of what has controlled you in the past—it’s never too late to get your life on course!
The love of Jesus is greater than our failure. In part 3 of Lessons From The Land, Pastor Dan Cox reads from John 21.
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I received this from a childhood friend and was touched by it. Check it out, and think about the message.
Tourists ask a lot of questions as we travel between the Hawaiian
Islands on my charter boat. Some people wanted to know, “Does the water
go all the
way around the island?” Another asked, “How much further until we’re in
the ocean?”
But the one that made me want to jump overboard was, “Can you please take the boat closer to the sunset?”
–Contributed to “All In a Day’s Work” by Rebecca BranumReceived from GCFL
