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Rest in peace, Mr. Spock!

The Shuttle Enterprise  

 
 

 
     
 
 
   

In
1976, NASA’s space shuttle Enterprise rolled out of the Palmdale
manufacturing facilities and was greeted by NASA officials and cast
members from the ‘Star Trek’ television series. From left to right they are: NASA Administrator Dr. James D. Fletcher;
DeForest Kelley, who portrayed Dr. “Bones” McCoy on the series; George
Takei (Mr. Sulu); James Doohan (Chief Engineer Montgomery “Scotty”
Scott); Nichelle Nichols (Lt. Uhura); Leonard Nimoy (Mr. Spock); series
creator Gene Roddenberry;  U.S. Rep. Don Fuqua (D.-Fla.); and, Walter
Koenig (Ensign Pavel Chekov).

NASA is mourning the passing today, Feb. 27, 2015, of actor Leonard Nimoy, most famous for his role as Star Trek’s
Vulcan science officer Mr. Spock. The sci-fi classic served as an
inspiration for many at NASA over the years, and Nimoy joined other cast
members at special NASA events and worked to promote NASA missions, as
in this 2007 video he narrated
before the launch of the Dawn mission to the asteroid belt. Nimoy also
was there for the 1976 rollout of the shuttle Enterprise, named for the
show’s iconic spacecraft.

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The Merry Heart – Dilbert’s Laws of Work

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A pat on the back is only a few centimeters
from a kick in the rear.

Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen
to you the rest of the day.

When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about
themselves.

If at first you don’t succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a fool about
it.

Everything can be filed under “miscellaneous.”

Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour.

To err is human, to forgive is not our policy.

Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn’t the work he/she is supposed
to be doing.

If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you
will get out of it.

You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.

People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn’t.

If it wasn’t for the last minute, nothing would get done.

When you don’t know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

When confronted by a difficult problem you can solve it more easily by reducing
it to the question, “How would the Lone Ranger handle this?”

No matter how much you do, you never do enough.

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The Merry Heart – Malapropisms

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(For those who might not know, a malapropism
is a verbal blunder in which one word is replaced by another similar in sound
but different in meaning.)



People who live beyond their means should act their wage.

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don’t stand in her way.

The image of you playing Frisbee with a dog isn’t so farfetched.

The wise never marry, and when they marry, they become otherwise.

He’s a wolf in cheap clothing.

It was a case of love at Versailles.

He’s got one of those sight-seeing dogs.

In Algiers, they spend most of their time at the cash bar.

My sister has extra-century perception.

A fool and his money are some party.

All’s fear in love and war.

Nip it in the butt.

Some viruses can lie doormat for years.

To each his zone.

Michelangelo painted the Sixteenth Chapel.

No more negotiating – it’s a dumb deal.

It’s a long road to hold.

All I want from you kids is a little piece of quiet.

Perforation is a rip off.

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A Roaming Catholic.

Received from Irene A. Mystery.

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Here, courtesy of our friends aboard the International Space Station (or, ISS) is Chicago as seen from space.

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MICAH: What Does God Require of You?

God is not interested in religious ritual… He desires love as demonstrated in justice, mercy and faithfulness. In part 6 of Majoring on the Minors: Key Themes in the Minor Prophets, Pastor Dan Cox reads from Micah 6:6-8.

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