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Here are several quotes on aging. These are for all of us who think that “age” is just a number…

QUOTES ON AGING
It is not how old you are, but how you are old. Marie Dressler

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. Oliver Wendell Holmes

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. Benjamin Franklin

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. Henry David Thoreau

I’m not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You’re as old as you feel. Elizabeth Arden

We turn not older with years, but newer every day. Emily Dickinson

Age does not matter if the matter does not age. Carlos Pena Romulo

Grow old with me the best is yet to come. Robert Browning

As seen in Cup O’Cheer

I work at a large company and we often get wrong numbers on the office phones. My cube-neighbor, Steve, is in the habit of answering all of his calls on speakerphone, which means I have the pleasure of hearing them.

Yesterday morning, his phone rang and he picked up, saying “[name of company], this is Steve.” The woman on the other end said, “Who is this?”

Steve said, “With whom did you wish to speak?”

There was a long pause and the woman said, “Did you just say WHOM?”

Steve: “Yes I did.”

Woman: “I have the wrong number.” Click.

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