What’s Right?
Sometimes I get pretty confused, Lord. I try to eat right, exercise properly, and get plenty of rest, but all of the “experts” say different things about what I should be doing.

It’s important that I am a good steward of the body You’ve given me, so please help me to care for myself the right way.

Amen

– Anonymous

Heard in Court
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

Dear Sweet Jesus,

A lot of time I’ve heard people say that Christians can be joyful without being happy, and I know that’s true.

Still, I relish those happy times in life. It feels good to laugh so hard that I’m crying and to smile because I see something cute.

Thank You for giving me happy times to enjoy, dear Jesus.
Amen

–Anonymous

“This fuzzification of faith has developed in parallel to increasing ignorance of biblical teaching.”

—J. I. Packer

The sheriff of a small town was also the town’s veterinarian. One night the phone rang, and his wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, “Is your husband there?”

“Do you require his services as a sheriff or as a vet?” the wife asked. “Both!” was the reply.

“We can’t get our dog’s mouth open, and there’s a burglar in it.”

Received from GCFL

I believe in the sun even if it isn’t shining.  I believe in love even when I am alone. I believe in God even when He is silent.

– Author Unknown