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The Merry Heart – One-Month Vacation

WIFE: “Honey, the doctor has advised me to take a one-month vacation at some pleasant place like Switzerland or France. Where shall we go?”

HUSBAND: “To another doctor!”

As seen in GCFL

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The Merry Heart – Vice Grip

When I noticed a broken vise grip in the trash can, I decided to buy my husband a new one for his birthday. I went to the hardware store and asked the salesman, “Do you have any heavy-duty vises?”

“Sorry, ma’am,” he replied. “I gave them all up for Lent.”

[Thanks to Reader’s Digest.]

Received from GCFL

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