“Do you love me with all your heart and soul?” asked Vickie on Valentine’s Day.

“Mmm hmm,” replied Wendell.

“Do you think I’m the most beautiful girl in the world?”

“Mmm hmm.”

“Do you think my lips are like rose petals?”

“Mmm hmm.”

“Oh Wendell,” gushed Vickie, “you say the most beautiful things!”

Received from GCFL

A recent college graduate took a new job in a hilly Eastern city and began commuting each day to work through a tiring array of tunnels, bridges, and traffic jams.

To make the task less onerous, he invited several of his co-workers to share the ride. He soon found, however, that the commute continued to get more stressful, especially the trips through the tunnels. He consulted the company doctor.

“Doc,” the frustrated commuter complained, “I’m fine on the bridges, in the traffic, in the day and at night, and even when Joe forgets to bathe all week long. But when I get into the tunnels and I’ve got those four other guys crowded around me in the car, I get anxious and dizzy and feel like I’m going to explode.”

Without further analysis, the doctor announced he had identified the ailment.

“What is it, Doc? Am I going insane?”

“No, no, no, my boy. You have something very common in these parts.”

“Tell me! What is it?”

“You have what is known as Carpool Tunnel Syndrome.”

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Sometimes when we get overwhelmed, we forget how big God is.
– A.W. Tozer

True faith will no more fail to produce good works than the sun
can cease to give light. –Martin Luther