The sheriff of a small town was also the town’s veterinarian. One night the phone rang, and his wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, “Is your husband there?”

“Do you require his services as a sheriff or as a vet?” the wife asked. “Both!” was the reply.

“We can’t get our dog’s mouth open, and there’s a burglar in it.”

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I believe in the sun even if it isn’t shining.  I believe in love even when I am alone. I believe in God even when He is silent.

– Author Unknown

Let prayer nourish your soul as your meals nourish your body.  Let your prayer keep you in God’s presence through the day, and His presence frequently remembered.

– E. M. Bounds

The teacher asked her students what they wanted to become when they grew up. A chorus of responses came from all over the room: “A football player”, “A doctor”, “An astronaut”, “The president”, “A fireman”, “A teacher”, “A race car driver”; everyone that is, except Tommy.

The teacher noticed he was sitting there quiet and still. So she asked him, “Tommy, what do you want to be when you grow up?”

“Possible,” Tommy replied.

“Possible?” asked the teacher.

“Yes,” Tommy said. “My mom is always telling me I’m impossible. So when I get to be big, I want to be possible.”

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A recently married man was walking with his father one day and said:

“My new wife’s cooking is so bad, we pray AFTER we eat!”

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