YOU KNOW YOU’VE HAD TOO MUCH COFFEE WHEN…

~ You can type sixty words a minute…with your feet.
~ Instant coffee takes too long.
~ You chew on other people’s fingernails.
~ You answer the door…before people knock.
~ You sleep with your eyes open.
~ You go to sleep, just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
~ You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
~ You’re the employee of the month at Starbucks and you don’t even work there.
~ You lick your coffeepot clean.
~ You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
~ You’re so wired you pick up FM radio.
~ You have a picture of your coffee mug, on your coffee mug!

as seen in Inspiration Plus via Cup O’ Cheer

Morbus Sabbaticus or Sunday Sickness, is a disease peculiar to church members.

The attack comes on suddenly on Sundays. No symptoms are felt on Saturday night; the patient sleeps well and awakes feeling well; eats a hearty breakfast, but about church time the attack comes on and continues until services are over for the morning. The patient feels easy and eats a hearty dinner.

In the afternoon he feels much better and is able to take a walk, automobile ride, go visiting, talk politics and reads the papers; he eats a hearty supper but about church time he has another attack and stays home. He retires early, sleeps well, and awakes on Monday morning refreshed and able to go to work, He does not feel any of the returned symptoms until the next Sunday.

The peculiar features are as follows–
1. It attacks only members of a church.
2. it never makes its appearance except on Sunday.
3. The symptoms vary, but never interfere with appetite and sleep.
4. It never lasts more than 24 hours.
5. It generally attacks the head of the family and continues to spread until every member is affected.
6. No physician is ever called.
7. It always proves fatal in the end to the soul.
8. No remedy is known for it except repentance and prayer.
9. Real heart-felt salvation is the only antidote.

–Author Unknown

A door:
Into an opportunity for service.
Into the most useful life.
Into the best of life’s experiences.
Into the most helpful future.

An armory:
To get power to fight evil.
To get inspiration to keep doing right.
To get an uplifting influence.
To learn how to use spiritual weapons.
To get a vision of Christ.

An anchor:
To steady me in the storm.
To keep me from the breakers.
To guide me in the strenuous life.
To hold me lest I drift from God.
To help me in the hour of temptation.–Author Unknown