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The Merry Heart – The Manual Typewriter

The boys had been up in the attic together helping with some cleaning. The kids uncovered an old manual typewriter and asked her, “Hey, Mom, what’s this?”

“Oh, that’s an old typewriter,” she answered, thinking that would satisfy their curiosity.

“Well, what does it do?” they queried.

“I’ll show you,” their mother said. She went downstairs and returned with a blank piece of paper. She rolled the paper into the typewriter and began striking the keys, leaving black letters of print on the page.

“WOW!” the boys exclaimed, “That’s really cool – but how does it work like that? Where do you plug it in?”

“There is no plug,” she answered. “It doesn’t need a plug.”

“Then where do you put the batteries?” they persisted.

“It doesn’t need batteries either,” she continued.

“Wow! This is so cool!” the brothers exclaimed. “Someone should have invented this a long time ago!”

 Becky Day via GCFL

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Missionary Update – The Brumfields

They ask for prayers that the Lord will bless financially challenged supporters, and provide new donors for them. May the Lord also encourage churches who are considering starting an Awana program. They are praying for Awana leaders in Illinois will pray and grow there ministry by at least 10 to 20 more kids. They have praise for their granddaughter’s safety and successful opportunities she had on her mission trip to England in July.

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The Merry Heart – God & The Athiest

One day an atheist said to God, “If you were good, you’d heal amputees.” So God healed some amputees.

Then the atheist said, “If you were fair, you’d heal all of the amputees, not just some of them.” So God healed all of the amputees.

Then the atheist said, “If you were all-powerful, you wouldn’t let people lose their limbs in the first place.” Then God said, “If I did that, some of you would throw yourselves to the sharks just for fun.”

The next day the atheist said to God, “If you really existed, you’d raise the dead.” So God raised some dead people back to life.

Then the atheist said, “If you were fair, you’d raise all of the dead, not just some of them.”

Then God said, “I’ve already got that down on my calendar.”

(Rob Bowman)

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