I sold an item through eBay but it got lost in the mail. So I stopped by my local post office and asked them to track it down.
“It’s not that simple,” the clerk scolded. “You have to fill out a mail-loss form before we can initiate a search.”
“Okay,” I said. “I’ll take one.”
He rummaged under his counter, then went to ask some other clerks, who did the same – only to return and confess, “You’ll have to come back later. We can’t find the forms.”
– from Doreen L. Rogers (via Reader’s Digest)
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