A person checks into a hotel for the first time in his life and goes up
to his room. Five minutes later, he calls the desk and says, “You’ve
given me
a room with no exit. How do I leave?”
The desk clerk says, “Sir, that’s absurd. Have you looked for the door?”
The person says, “Well, there’s one door that leads to the bathroom.
There’s a second door that goes into the closet. And there’s a door I
haven’t
tried, but it has a ‘do not disturb’ sign on it.”
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