“Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid
what’s called a red flag. That’s something the IRS always looks for. For
example, say you have some money left in your bank account after paying taxes.
That’s a red flag.” – Jay Leno
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“The taxpayer – that’s someone who works for the federal government but
doesn’t have to take the civil service examination.” – Ronald Reagan
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“To you taxpayers out there, let me say this: Make sure you file your tax
return on time! And remember that, even though income taxes can be a ‘pain in
the neck,’ the folks at the IRS are regular people just like you, except that
they can destroy your life.” – Dave Barry
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