Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the chicken scientist cross the road?
To invent the other side.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a pit bull?
Just the pit bull.
Received from GCFL