As a kid, I never liked to play Post Office. I preferred Pony Express, because there was horsin’ around. (Ray Dawson from Ruminations)
What do you call a woman who can’t stop buying romance novels? A heroine addict.
We’ll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
Why is Tolkien’s “Lord of the Rings” such compulsive reading? Because it’s hobbit-forming.
“Dr. Benjamin Porter visited the school yesterday and lectured on ‘Destructive Pests.’ A large number were present.”
Champagne: Artificial window glass.
Received from GCFL