“That’s It! I’m Calling Grandma!” (Seen on an 8 year old)
“Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up”
“Procrastinate Now.”
“My Dog Can Lick Anyone.”
“I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts – Do You Want Fries With That?”
“FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software.”
“A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.”
“Time’s fun when you’re having flies…Kermit the Frog.”
– from Laugh & Lift
Received from GCFL