I work at a large company and we often get wrong numbers on the office phones. My cube-neighbor, Steve, is in the habit of answering all of his calls on speakerphone, which means I have the pleasure of hearing them.
Yesterday morning, his phone rang and he picked up, saying “[name of company], this is Steve.” The woman on the other end said, “Who is this?”
Steve said, “With whom did you wish to speak?”
There was a long pause and the woman said, “Did you just say WHOM?”
Steve: “Yes I did.”
Woman: “I have the wrong number.” Click.
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