“The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.” (Tom Clancy)
“I never know what I think about something until I read what I’ve written on it.” (William Faulkner)
“I handed in a script last year and the studio didn’t change one word. The word they didn’t change was on page 87.” (Steve Martin)
“I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I’m one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know.” (Mel Brooks)
“It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by that time I was too famous.” (Robert Benchley)
“A writer is congenitally unable to tell the truth and that is why we call what he writes fiction.” (William Faulkner)
“The free-lance writer is the person who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.” (Robert Benchley)
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