1. I could go either way on ambivalence.
2. Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
3. There are three kinds of people: those who are good at math, and those that aren’t.
4. Why is “abbreviation” such a long word?
5. Change is inevitable … except from a vending machine.
6. Out of my mind; back in 5 minutes. (I actually put up a sign with this on it on my last day at work – Rick).
7. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8. As long as there are tests there will be prayer in public schools!
9. The severity of an itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
10. You can’t have everything; where would you put it?