1. If at first you don’t succeed, don’t try skydiving!
2. Ninety-nine percent of Lawyers give the rest of them a bad name.
3. Time is what keeps things from happening at once.
4. Borrow money from a pessimist; they won’t expect to get it back.
5. Lottery: a tax on people who bad at math.
6. Never answer an anonymous letter.
7. It’s lonely at the top…but you do eat better.
8. I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
9. Always go to other people’s funerals. if you don’t they won’t go to yours.
10. Few women admit their age; few men act it.