One day an atheist said to God, “If you were good, you’d heal amputees.” So God healed some amputees.
Then the atheist said, “If you were fair, you’d heal all of the amputees, not just some of them.” So God healed all of the amputees.
Then the atheist said, “If you were all-powerful, you wouldn’t let people lose their limbs in the first place.” Then God said, “If I did that, some of you would throw yourselves to the sharks just for fun.”
The next day the atheist said to God, “If you really existed, you’d raise the dead.” So God raised some dead people back to life.
Then the atheist said, “If you were fair, you’d raise all of the dead, not just some of them.”
Then God said, “I’ve already got that down on my calendar.”