END OF THE WORLD HEADLINES
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?
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USA Today: WE’RE DEAD
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The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS
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National Enquirer: JON AND KATE TOGETHER AGAIN
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Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE
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Victoria’s Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE
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Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER
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Wired: THE LAST NEW THING
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Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR
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Readers Digest: ‘BYE
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Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?
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Lady’s Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW “ARMAGEDDON” DIET!
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America Online: SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.
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Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE
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TIME magazine: RENEW YOUR SUBSCRIPTION FOR ETERNITY
As seen in Cup O’ Cheer